What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Why does my mom never wear underwear?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why don't people like Nickelback?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is having white skin really that attractive?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?